With all the corporate logo
and colour scheme changes over recent years, you can be
forgiven for thinking that the Abbey National bank is
no longer in the town.
Well, it is still here and is now simply called 'Abbey'
Abbey is delightful and features an ATM cash machine
in the window. Due to its location, this cash machine
proves popular with people out drinking in the town's
pubs of an evening.
Current accounts, credit cards, loans, mortgages, insurance,
pensions, ISA's and child trust funds are just some of
the services offered by Abbey.
The customers that Abbey likes most are the ones that
borrow money.
The more you borrow, the more you'll have to pay Abbey
in interest.
Abbey loves interest, it buys her nice jewellery, exotic
holidays, and pays to get her roots done every fortnight! |